3.Cats IN the Kettle
Did you ever think when you eat chinese,
It aint pork or chicken but a fat Siamese？
Yet the food tastes great so you dont complain,
But thats not chickin in your chicken Chow - Meine,
It seems to me i ordered sweet and sour pork,
But Garfields on my fork,
he's purrin' here on my fork,
There's a cat in the kettle at the pei -king - moon,
The place i eat everyday at noon,
They can feed you cat and you'll never know,
Once they wrap it up in dough boys,
right real crisp in dough,
Chowlin thats different i wanted more,
as he was diallin' up his friend at the old pet store,
I said not today i lost my appetite,
there's two cats in my belly and they want to fight,
I was suckin' on a rolaids or tums or two,
when i swear i heard it mew boys,
and that is when i knew,
There's a cat in the kettle at the pei - king - moon,
I think i gotta stop eatin' there at noon,
They say it's beef or fish or pork,
But its purrin' there on y fork,
there's a hairball on my fork,
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